So this is a bloke I see from time to time, and he talks about some wierd shit, let me tell you kids.

As far as I know he lives outside, as in, in a tent, he’s not a homeless person, he just lives in a tent, has done for years now. I saw him the other day and knew right from the start he was gonna’ start going deep on me so I got my phone, started the voice recorder, put it down, and just let him talk.

And yes, this is real, I don’t even think I could get someone to say this stuff if I tried.